Loki: I May Seem Like An Asshole, But Deep Down Im A Good Person *stabs Thor* And Even Deeper Im A Bigger

Steve, post IW: *climbing into dryer* I am disgusted? I’m revolted? I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?

I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻

Dear Russo Brothers

THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

I think about the fact that there’s documentated evidence of ace frehley being just a little bit gay a lot

My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.

Me: *defensively* I read!

My mom: Really? What do you read?

My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.

Me: Uhh… literature?

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it

"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."