Predicting Pink Floyd Discourse In 2030:

my thoughts on pf members if they existed in modern day (based on looks)

Syd Barrett: moderately popular commentary youtuber who holds his clip mic in his hand

Roger Waters: hardcore pit mosher who spits on people if they push him and developed a reputation on Twitter for throwing his shoes at frontmen

David Gilmour: pretty boy actor under 30 like Timothee Chalamet or Nicholas Hoult who primarily gets casted in streaming service dramas

Rick Wright: painfully british influencer on instagram who promotes sleep aid supplements

Nick Mason: the next Nick Cannon

the sweating bullets music video is so goddamn funny to me because i cant tell if mustaine and co. are intentionally taking the piss out of themselves or its a genuine, unironic attempt at the whole “look at me, im craaazyyy and insaaaane!” type of edginess

guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen

pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

me when im a giraffe in the sahara and i cant find an oasis to drink from with my friends

MARTY NOOOOOOO

most insane headline ive seen ever seen