Heartbreaking: That Pretty Milf With A Strat You Saw Was Actually Yngwie Malmsteen

love it when bands have a self-titled that has one (1) (☝️) colour that names it as the colour instead of jst calling it self-titled

metallica's self-titled is called The Black Album. beatles has The White Album. weezer has Blue Album. no idea what its called but damn i love it

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

ponyboy in the pink pony club whats he ordering

i made this whisper and then a day later my phone broke and couldnt restart

if roger waters dropped dead this instant do you think that’s be fucked up or what

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christ the oysters are good arent they

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yes

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yes its good oysters here arent they

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yes

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its good oysters here. seems to be the right season of year

🐱rickwr1ght

the oysters are alright

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the oysters are very good

🐱rickwr1ght

yes, this time of year

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well i dont know what nationality they are

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i like to think oysters transcend national barriers

how mental is your breakdown if you need pyrotechnics, a giant model airplane, foam bricks the size of coffee tables and a fucking inflatable worm that engulfs the venue for a fucking concept album about it

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