Pink In His Hotel Room After Finding Out His Wife Cheated On Him And Almost Killing A Groupie

guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”

we got metallica fortnite skins before GTA 6 😭😭🙏🙏

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY [ Music Video ] ➙ [ 1 - 2 ]

dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY

the sweating bullets music video is so goddamn funny to me because i cant tell if mustaine and co. are intentionally taking the piss out of themselves or its a genuine, unironic attempt at the whole “look at me, im craaazyyy and insaaaane!” type of edginess

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler

*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*

tell me a fact about the band Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is one of the 13 Floyds of the rainbow, created by the wizard Andrew Floyd Merlin in the time before Eld. The Pink Floyd exerts a calming influence with tinges of darkness and psychedelic experience. It is calmer than Red Floyd, but not so peaceful as the Orange or Yellow Floyds.

Beware the Black Floyd which can open portals to other realms at the cost of the listener's sanity. Should it ever fall into the hands of the Gizzard King or his loyal squamous wizard, we will be doomed.