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me when im a giraffe in the sahara and i cant find an oasis to drink from with my friends

had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat

my gf: bitch you better not be pork mccartney when i get there

my stupid ass:

if roger waters dropped dead this instant do you think that’s be fucked up or what

🐴w4ters Follow

christ the oysters are good arent they

🎸david1946 Follow

yes

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yes its good oysters here arent they

🎸david1946 Follow

yes

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its good oysters here. seems to be the right season of year

🐱rickwr1ght

the oysters are alright

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the oysters are very good

🐱rickwr1ght

yes, this time of year

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well i dont know what nationality they are

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i like to think oysters transcend national barriers

shout out to spotify for recommending me in the court of the crimson king twice in a row

MARTY NOOOOOOO

*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*