This Post Existed Ten Minutes Earlier Than This Time Stamp And It Made Me Think I'm Insane

the thing about bullets is that you can touch them and it's fine, but if they're shot by a gun they get so fast they can kill you. it's the speed that does the killing. so much of martial conflict is just using speed to harm one another

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

Maybe yours doesn't

A whip made from a human spine

Daniel Molloy

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

*Stuck in their civilian identities trying to stop a villain*

Clark: *whispering* Bruce what do we do?!

Bruce: *whispering back, stuck in Brucie mode* I dunno man, usually I just flash my tits and all my problems go away

*Clark’s eyes dart down to Bruce’s unbuttoned shirt and a blush takes over his cheeks*

Clark: Oh, erm, *cough* y-yeah I could see that…