Ah Yes, The Six Genders

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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whenever someone points at that the dubai penthouse was taken apart so they can’t do daniel’s turning now i’d like to point out that daniel is turned in villa de mysteries within a vision armand produces. this is incredibly funny for me to imagine older daniel experiencing because he’ll have no fucking clue what’s going on.

armand: you don’t remember, but this is where we first exchanged blood and love. we became lovers. the cult of bacchus among the fresco watched as i put you on your knees and you sucked me off :)

daniel, terrified and horny: what the fuck

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

what liu qingge could say if he really wanted to hit binghe where it hurts

My grumpy ginger edgelord son

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

my banu nahida

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.