Thegenderlesswiththistledownhair - Guys (gn) I Finally Watched Arcane!

if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????

what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

What's your thoughts on vegan zombies?

I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one's individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion

Happy new year to everyone except people in my area shooting fireworks

My dog and I fucking hate you

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body