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*makes black joke*

For once, as a Virgo, I can verify this as 200% accurate

How fast the sign responds to texts/snapchats

Aries: a minute or a week Taurus: a few minutes Gemini: quickly unless they’re texting someone else Cancer: a minute or two Leo: INSTANTLY Virgo: around 3 minutes unless they’re busy. then it takes like 3 weeks Libra: 8 years Scorpio: looks but doesn’t reply Sagittarius: replies with an emoji or not at all Capricorn: emails Aquarius: around 5 minutes Pisces: quickly, but with ‘k’

THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE I AM A TOTAL SLUT FOR CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS

MAN I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS 

Dude idek if I could survive that kind of torture

After work shred. No filter needed

Dude for real tho I have these and no one knows about them and they are FUCKING amazing, the sound quality is so clear and they can get really loud if you want them to, plus they look fancy AF

Just wanted to let everyone know about LSTN’s work. Not only do they make absolutely stunning speakers like the one above but they donate to Starkey Hearing Foundation with every purchase to help those less of hearing. You also can get $15 off with the discount code 15OFF here 

JFC why didn't you guys just write the books like holy fucking shit

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

I am going to live there. Forever. PERIOD.

Celestial |  Wayne Boland