THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE I AM A TOTAL SLUT FOR CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS

This kid is very agile.

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I find that sort of unlikely, since his mother was a prostitute. Not exactly the kind of father that fights Titans with you.

what if that mystery character that "holds the key to the story" is levi's father?

MAYBE but tbh he does look a lot like Eren.

He could be the ape titan and/or Eren’s uncle.

Update: I was talking about the headphones they make but I'm sure the speakers are just as spectacular

Just wanted to let everyone know about LSTN’s work. Not only do they make absolutely stunning speakers like the one above but they donate to Starkey Hearing Foundation with every purchase to help those less of hearing. You also can get $15 off with the discount code 15OFF here 

Ok time for bed

Does anyone else remember this pop song from around 2008?

by reddit user hartijay

I used to work on my university campus radio station in college. We used to talk about current events around the school, any news around the surrounding town, and played requested songs for students, something our school surprisingly allowed. I remember a very weird couple of months where students who tuned into the show constantly requested a song called “See You After, Babe”, a pop song by some one-hit-wonder group called Symmetry Icon, the dumbest name for a band I’ve ever heard. But that song was huge around October and November of 2008. As one of the campus radio’s DJs, I had to play that song over like a hundred times in two months. I heard it everywhere, in malls, gas stations, on real radio stations, and I think even on MTV.

Something was weird about that song, but I couldn’t remember exactly what. I tried Googling the song and band, but nothing came up in the results for either. Not even YouTube had a single clip of the song.

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Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowded area*

Naruto: "well, this calls for desperate measures"

Naruto: "SASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sasuke: *banshee screech* "NAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOO"

Naruto: "found him"

Steal it from trump, he can afford to lose a bit

$100,000,000,000,000 KICKSTARTER TO STEAL SATURN'S RINGS AND PUT THEM AROUND EARTH

You fools!!!!!!!! This will never work!!!!!

Plz send it to me I love you

Who ever reblogs this by july 31 I will draw a icon based off of your blog.

OHH MY GOD