Dude Idek If I Could Survive That Kind Of Torture

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I fucking hate it

Damn bruh

Persuaded

This story is credited to Chris Stewart

It’s been 2 weeks since this whole thing started.

It all started with a tanker accident. It was all over the news. Everyone thought it was just another oil spill. There were plenty of volunteers. Plenty of people wanting to help the poor defenseless animals. Plenty of victims. Within hours of the tanker accident, it started happening. The animals had gone crazy, they were scratching and biting the clean up volunteers. They said that it was an adverse effect to whatever was in that tanker.

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Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Twenty Øne Piløts

*two thieves walk in the store wearing ski masks*

Me: oh mY GOD IM A HUGE FAN CAN I GET A PICTURE

Just don't breed

Save a tube, ride a snowboard

Did you just

I stabbed my geometry homework and it was very graphic

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

You tried

Have you guys heard about Schrodinger’s cat? Schrodinger, a German psychologist, put a cat inside a box with a small hole at the top. At mealtime, Schrodinger first rang a bell and then fed the cat some fish through the hole. Eventually, the cat presumably began to drool and soak the box after the bell rang, simply because it had been conditioned to know food was coming. However, since Schrodinger was unable to see into the box, he had to conclude that there was a chance the cat might not even be alive and that the box itself was drooling.