The Vocal Stims Have Been Hitting Different Lately Which Lead Me To Thinking About What Stanley Or Stanfords

sorry chat. the brainworms got to me.

whenever i'm picturing like. a scene in my head with a character i always try to picture their actual voice actors voices because then it feels like i can. idk feel whether its in character or not?? idk how to explain it but when i think of fiddauthor (which i do often). i actually cannot picture it because wholesome gay people comfort and j.k. simmons' voice just do not go together. i need to like train my brain in order to really get his character and his voice in my head

stan is the kind of person to not come out as trans until she fully transitions and presents as a girl completely wendy is also the kind of person to not come out as trans until he fully transitions and presents as a guy completely. so one day soos comes into work and it seems like the two of them just switched genders. nobody even addresses the change, so soos just thinks theyre playing some kind of prank or something.

and then it stays like that forever. and it doesnt change. because they just decided to transition on a whim one day. get everything sorted out before you even bother with it.

"ooohhh fiddauthor so sad so cute theyre so yaoi" you are all overlooking a very very important detail here. FIDDLEFORD HAD AND WORE FULL ASS COWBOY BOOTS IN COLLEGE.

chat do we want a sad/maybe inconclusive(?) ending or a kinda maybe happy(?) one

going to attempt a fiddleford animation.

whether or not it happens. i don’t know. but ill try maybe

bonus points if it starts out normal and then they fuck it up. theyll put like. a little bit of whiskey with some eggnog. and then they add lemon juice and hot chocolate packets in there. like they always have to ruin it.

another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.

i just thought of something and need to add an honorable mention for stanford specifically "bingle bongle dingle dangle. yippity to. yippity ta. ping pong. lippy tappy to ta." thank you for coming to my ted talk

the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.

hi. im damien maymdien. and i know what youre probably thinking. ive heard it 100 times. people come up to me and they go "damien. why is everything so dumb and stupid?" well thats a great question. and ill answer it for you. first lets plant some trees. okay what was your question. oh yeah the world is stupid. right. ok well have you ever found love? have you ever been in love? have you ever flown a bird? or been flown by a bird? have you ever been blo- actually lets skip that one. have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road through a brick door into a brick house?

stan 👍

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