Sorry Chat. The Brainworms Got To Me.

are u a billford shipper

ok im going to answer this in as simple terms as i can i accept the fact that they are were in a canonical ABUSIVE relationship. however i feel that by saying i "ship" them, it implies that i find them a good pair. i do not. calling billford "toxic yaoi" feels like its romanticizing the abuse, especially since i myself am someone who has gone through similar things as ford with someone who did similar things as bill. it makes me feel icky. i find closure in the fact that ford was able to move on, because that means i can too. but with people shipping ford and bill it just. it pains me. so much. because i know what it feels like to be on fords side of things and its not a cutesy dynamic between the two of them. ford is a victim and bill is his abuser. if you ship it i wont go out of my way to hate you i just. eugh.

tldr: yeah its probably canon. but its still abusive and icky and feels kinda invalidating towards my own experiences.

fiddtober day three. this one was a lot of experimenting but i really liked how it came out tbh

i need evil stan twins and i need it now not stan twins teaming up with bill. not reverse au or whatever it was. not whatever kind of evil stanley already kind of is. i want these two bastards to want to watch the world burn for absolutely no reason other than to watch it burn while also still wanting bill dead. theres no motivation or reason or anything they're just evil. is that so much to ask (yes it is) im picturing like. they both get hit with the weirdness wave or whatever during weirdmageddon and it just brings out the worst parts of both of them (like the WORST worst parts and probably also really exaggerated. like not just "oh stanleys greedy" or "oh fords really arrogant" no its like stanley is willing to do ANYTHING for his own gain, and ford would try to take down everything and everyone who's above him so he can be on top, including bill) until it's reversed somehow. you know what i mean??

i have no clue whats going on in uk politics rn but something tells me a third prime minister is about to get his ass kicked by a madman in a flying box..

hotline miami looking ahh (click for better quality i think)

i know

gasp... i cant believe this guys. do you see this. thats crazy

guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame

he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”

he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.

and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.

*does this to you*

waoh

pines family but they’re ENAs but now with visuals. yaayy (this took me all day yesterday)

the last episode of gravity falls but before bill dies stan says "bill cipher? i hardly know er" and then he fucking dies