"ooohhh fiddauthor so sad so cute theyre so yaoi" you are all overlooking a very very important detail here. FIDDLEFORD HAD AND WORE FULL ASS COWBOY BOOTS IN COLLEGE.
i just realized i dont have to stress about having a sona or anything. i can literally just be spleens. like people use pre-existing fictional characters to represent themselves all of the time. i can just use spleens. why the hell not.
have a good day/night!
oh thanks man
so i thought of a stan ENA au (stENA) and then i remembered that ENA is (theoretically??) a species so i thought of a ford ENA for that au (ENArd) and then i remembered that ENA is (theoretically??) a species so i thought of ENAs for the younger twins (dippENA + mabENA) stENA side 1: mr mystery. the business side. suave, smooth, flirty man. side 2: the depressed side. he doesn't really talk often but hes just. hes really tired okay. hes been through a lot. ENArd side 1: the adventurous side. always frolicking. looking for something new to study. joyful and whimsical. side 2: the paranoid side. always jumping at shadows. smart enough to know everything that will go wrong. mabENA (thanks commenter x1): side 1: the creative side. also joyful and whimsical but she gets lost in her own head a lot also. but omg sooo many sweaters!! side 2: the anxious side. constantly worrying about losing friends, breakups, everything she loves. dippENA (thanks commenter x2): side 1: the curious side. constantly running around looking for mysteries to solve. side 2: the insecure side. constantly worried about his own looks and impression. thinks everyone hates him. in general the ENA aren't a very trustworthy species so everywhere outside of gravity falls is. not that great to them. but then theres gravity falls so theyre pretty well off. im also trying to think of a clever way for bill possessions to take place but my mind is kinda blank on that so. if anyone more creative than me wants to share a take on that thatd be cool.
"oh i love sea grunks because they both work out all of their problems together and have clear communication!" WRONG. i love sea grunks because you know that both of them are getting thrown overboard multiple times a week because stan stole fords glasses, then ford made jokes about stans fanfiction, then stan shot back about fords fanfiction, then ford stole stans glasses in retaliation. and in the process of trying to tackle ford, stan throws them both overboard and afterwards they sit on the deck facing opposite directions, pouting, while looking like sad wet cats.
then they get over it, the exact same thing happens 2 days later and the cycle repeats.
(since this post is inexplicably blowing up again i’m gonna shamelessly plug my art. please look at my art.)
think someone should do a wellness check on him?
..nahh. he’s fine.
ok ok more stan twin headcanons. this time it’s how they recover from being overstimulated for an extended period of time
ford:
-paces around his room
-listens to music (mostly soundtracks)
-fidgets with all of the random stuff in his room. trinkets and things
-sometimes writes/draws in his journal
-maybe even watches a comfort show
-mostly non-verbal but if you’re close to him (family) he’s more than willing to just sit there and listen to you talk for a while.
-also takes off his glasses during this time. doesn’t want to have to take in all of details in his vision at once.
-tries to focus on just little things at a time. it slowly wears off but it’s still effective and he starts talking again pretty quick.
stan:
-THE VOID.
-no lights
-no noise
-no fidgets
-only laying on the floor
-only staring at the ceiling
-if you even think of coming near him you’ll get clobbered (not really but he REALLY wants to be alone)
-entirely nonverbal
-basically puts himself in a sensory deprivation tank and it works like a factory reset button. he’s fine like 10 minutes later.
i just thought of something and need to add an honorable mention for stanford specifically "bingle bongle dingle dangle. yippity to. yippity ta. ping pong. lippy tappy to ta." thank you for coming to my ted talk
the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.
valentines day. yaayyyy so heres some fiddauthor