PIT: Well Done Charles

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about

.... Fully unhinged David Coulthard telling Lando Norris on the PRE PODIUM INTERVIEW that he smells good. Another absolute banger

Clipped by ln4norris on xtwitter

lia block is shouldering the full weight of the williams curse BY HERSELF. she is atlas carrying the heavens on her shoulders. any success that alex and carlos enjoy is thanks to her sacrifice

the only person who had a worse race than ferrari was oscar piastri – and when the leaderboard listed him as 'out', he reversed out of the grass and got back on track. he was not going to DNF at his home race without the stewards physically wrenching a front axle from his hands.

oscar piastri is a goddamn phoenix, and he will rise again and again and again. i love charles, and he is il predestinato - but oscar being a champion is not even predestined. it's literally inevitable.

literally nobody (except for zak brown) enjoyed that race 💀

things aren’t that great but it could be worse. i could be ollie bearman in melbourne.

oscar could commit vehicular manslaughter in the mclaren garage and you’d find me turning a blind eye btw

sky sports out here making nico rosberg relive the horrors apparently

I think next year instead of 2 mandatory pit stops to keep Monaco interesting they should have a troll in the tunnel who requires them to stop and answer a riddle

max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa

reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?

max: *considers the legalities of murder*