April 3, 2025 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP Via Getty Images

"Charles is the unluckiest driver!" "Fernando's the unluckiest driver" buddy wait until i introduce you to my good friend Nico Hulkenberg

Fernando deliberately parking his car in a way that meant that he wouldn't cause a safety car is so funny... he really said that NO-ONE'S benefitting from his misfortune

:/

If I hear a single bad thing about Lance when he’s been driving with fucked up wrists for 2 years I’ll hit you with my car

things aren’t that great but it could be worse. i could be ollie bearman in melbourne.

I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?

Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-

[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️

Oscar: it was gabi as well. He might not have a flight home tonight anymorw

Oscar about Gabi squeezing his manager Alonso😭

THEY'RE DRIVING THE LEGO CARS 😭😭😭😭😭