Winner Of The Idgaf War

it’s always “if there’s a safety car” “in case there’s a safety car” “when there’s a safety car” and never “let’s cause the safety car”

sky sports out here making nico rosberg relive the horrors apparently

F2 Race start in Monaco 2025 💀 (comms said everyone is okay, theyre just playing forbidden tetris)

I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?

Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-

[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️

he's back?

max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa

reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?

max: *considers the legalities of murder*

the pinnacle of motorsport 🔦

aston martin upgrades actually making the car faster

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.