Having Mom Visit You At College Was A Great Idea, But You And Your Roommate Tim Share A Dorm With 2 Beds.

mom: What's the matter sweetie, don't like my costume? Your friend's having that Christmas party and I wanna be as cute as possible. I know you don't like him that much but he's real nice to me. Always offering to oil me up in the summer. Remember when he got me those Victoria's Secret thongs for my birthday? That must've cost him so much. I had to thank him by sending pics of me in them, it's only fair. Now since he saw those he's been trying to get to to come to his party. Yes, I'm going like this. No, it's final! I already sent him a selfie of it and he can't get enough. I'm gonna buy him a Santa hat too, so he can ride his little reindeer all Christmas Eve night.

Your friend had recently gotten addicted to snapchat. He almost never put his phone down while you saw him, and he'd always be rushing to the bathroom at random times. You were wondering what was so great, so the next time he received a few snaps, you couldn't help but peek over his shoulder. You wish you hadn't, because you just saw pic after pic of you mom..

mom: Hey honey! My new boyfriend got my tongue pierced. He says it feels great gliding on his .. oops! Sorry honey, you weren't supposed to know that part.

mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

"Hey son, I've got great news! I think I've solved our money problems for good. I'm selling all my old undies and thongs online. I see clothes for sale all the time, but I'm the only one who's selling these. Yes honey, I have to post these pictures, it's so people know how they fit silly. You have a lot to learn about women. All these guys bidding on my stuff wouldn't be able to tell if my thongs can fit their girlfriends. Yes I'm sure that's why they buy them, what could they possibly use them for? Look honey, this guy asked me not to wash them before I send them to him. Every guy so far has asked me that, guess that just saves me more time. Be a good boy and get me those grey boy shorts and my camera? I need your help snapping another pic for him, he says he needs to know how they fit with my ass like this."

It's the start of football season, and so starts your mom hanging at your friends game day. She explained that she's their personal 'cheerleader,' always getting them beers and shaking her stuff. One day you were curious so you texted your friend. you chatted for a little, but when you asked him what they all planed on eating, he sent you this..

mom: Thanks for being so understanding honey, I wanna get my new boyfriend the best Christmas card he's ever gotten. Something he can really get some use out of. Any suggestions? What's that, You think I should pull the sides of my thong down and show a little hip? Ok, whatever you think is best.

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.