"that Ship Isn't Canon! That Character Isn't Gay!" Well Thats Not What The Voices Told Me

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

regulus black is such an odd character. because to half our fandom he is the villain, and a death eater and the other he is the cool sarcastic slythirin who hung out with the marauders.

regulus: that's actually a really good idea barty.

barty: what did I say?

barty: I talk a lot... I've learned to just tune myself out.

tinder au?? maybe..

i am such a firm believer that regulus fell in love first.

sure, james was interested first. how could he not be? reg was a walking contradiction, so completely different than his brother, yet so similar.

but the interest of someone who wasn’t told to be interested, wasn’t forced into it, wasn’t talking to him for any sort of gain, but just being with him for him, was new. as soon as james started paying attention to him, and talking to him, and smiling at him, regulus was done for. 

regulus barely fought as he went under.

“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” and i want remus lupin to be alive. you’ve had sex, i’ve had enough.

Gang gang

We know Sirius looks pretty terrifying in his animagus form. A huge, black dog the size of a bear, and looks like the grim. I need more descriptions of Sirius that highlight how intimidating he looks as human. Cold grey eyes, tall, and he’s got his polite aloofness down pat for people he isn’t particularly interested in to talking to. We know Bellatrix looks terrifying, Sirius should be able to make people shit themselves with just one look too tbh.

bitches be like “this is my closest kin” and it’s fucking regulus black

Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏

James: 👁👄👁

Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑