Listen I Don’t Even Fuck With Jegulus Like That But I Saw Someone Talk About How It’s Unrealistic

Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*

Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?

Sirius:

Remus: you—you’re inbred!

how i imagine the harry potter characters while reading the books; part 2 :) marauders/young adults edition!

1. James Potter

2. Lily Evans

3. (young) Sirius Black

4. (young) Remus Lupin

5. (young) Peter Pettigrew

6. (young) Arthur Weasley

7. (young) Molly Weasley

8. (young) Severus Snape

James: hey lils, would you be willing to help me with something?

Lily: it depends…probably not…

James: I’ll take that as a yes. You see, I heard from a little bird called Remus that you know French, he refused to teach me because apparently I’m too difficult but I thought maybe you could help.

Lily: oh sure, why?

James: …uhhh, well…you know how Sirius’ family are posh and fluent in French? I thought it would be nice if I…learnt something to make him feel…happy…and…understood??????

Lily: Sirius hates speaking French though, he hasn’t ever spoken French in the whole time we’ve known him?

James:

Lily:

James:

Lily: you want to impress Regulus Black don’t you?

James: ……maybe

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

when prompted with soft jegulus, soft jegulus is what i shall provide

midnight wolfstar smooch, anyone?

Someone: I dare you to-

James: Sirius isn't allowed to accept dares.

Sirius: Apparently I have 'no regard for my personal safety'

AND SHES AWARE THAT I GAVE HER THE LOOK IM SURPRISED AT THE TIME THAT IT TOOK--

regulus: im in love with james! there i said it!

barty *who thought he would never realize*: really? wow i never would have... gosh thats a... shocker

remus x sirius

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.