Sirius Black about his brother. “He’s so annoying. He’s the favourite. Always a goody two shoes. Speaks five languages. It’s always Regulus this, Regulus that.” Then cut to- Regulus and Pandora in a shopping trolley that Pandora painted and covered in flowers, swearing like sailor in French, zooming down the moving staircases, while Evan and Barty raced them and the rest of the house cheering for who they thought would win. Cut to- Sirius Black, “he’s just so innocent and nice, never a disappointment, the deserving heir of the Blacks. Sometimes I think that he has never ever done anything with his life except please them, like there’s no other point for his existence.” Cut to- half of Slytherin house running to the dungeons smelling of champagne because both trolleys hit the celebration drinks stand and a teacher heard-
Most of us have to cope with stress from time to time, and summer seems to increase the pressure for many. We feel like we should be relaxing, and because we’re not, that makes us feel even more stressed. Try this simple spell to help you deal with stress, now or at any time of the year.
Fill a bowl with sand or salt (beach sand is great if you can get it but plain old salt will do).
A white candle
An empty bowl
Fill a bowl with sand or salt
Light a white candle and place an empty bowl in front of you.
Let the sand/salt trickle through your fingers into the empty bowl and visualize your stress trickling away with it.
As you do it say:
“I banish stress and let it go
Life’s too fast, I let it sloe
Calmer, balanced, happy now
To banish stress, this I vow.”
Throw the sand/salt away when you’re done.
Credit: Book of Shadows (BoS) app.
Regulus: (sliding rings off and on his fingers idly)
Pandora: What are you doing?
Regulus: Starting a fight.
Pandora: How, exactly?
Regulus: I overheard James tell Remus that he likes my hands.
Pandora: Okay…
Regulus: (nods at Gryffindors and smirks) Just watch.
James: (staring & drooling) He’s killing me.
Sirius: (fuming) How, exactly?
Remus: More like trying to get you killed.
“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” and i want remus lupin to be alive. you’ve had sex, i’ve had enough.
“remus lupin is the coolest marauder” i say into the mic
everyone claps. no backlash. its a fact.
Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏
James: 👁👄👁
Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑
Advice from Friends (1/1) (Jegulus)
A rather fierce practice had just ended. The last game for the cup was this coming weekend and James was running the team hard. He really wanted to win. But he also used quidditch as an escape and more than the end of term, moving on from Hogwarts, and the cup, his kind was swarming with thoughts. Thoughts of one Regulus Black. He couldn't help it, he was beautiful and cheeky, and mean but with a sparkle in his eye that James was positive was just for him. He touched like a gentle rain and kissed liked a storm. James could get him out of his head.
"Tough practice Potter," Marlene said as she feel in step with him walking back up to the castle.
"Right, sorry bout that... just really want to win," James muttered back.
"Oh don't even bother James. Come on tell Marlene whats in your mind," Marlene said bumping their shoulders together.
James' eyes went wide, and Marlene grabbed his arm gently pulling him to a stop. "James, somethings been bothering you for weeks now. You where you heart on your sleeve and I've know you for years. What's up?" She prompted again.
James' dropped his head. He took a deep breath, eyes trained on his sneakers. "Marlene," he began tentatively. "How - um how do you tell someone you like them without um, you know, being all showy about it?"
"I think Lily knows you like her James " Marlene chuckled.
"It's umm it's not Lily actually," James said. He looked up to meet Marlene's eyes, which were a bit surprised but soft. "Oh James, what did you do?"
"I just I really like someone and I'm pretty sure they like me back, but I want them to know I like them that way because I'm not sure they get the message that I like them and I just, I don't want to miss my chance Marls."
"Oh you are in trouble aren't you?" Marlene said sweetly. She put a hand on his shoulder, "James if you like them, and you want them to know, just talk to them. You could even ask them on a date," Marlene offered kindly.
"Right okay... they umm they doesn't really like crowds. But yeah I think maybe just being direct would help. He likes when people are clear." James said now looking off in the distance.
When he heard what he said his eyes grew three sizes and he turned to Marlene, who just pulled him into a hug. "I won't tell your secrets James but I'm glad you feel okay to share them with me. And I'm here if you want to talk about it more okay?"
James squeezed her back, whispering a soft thank you into her shoulder. She smacked his back as she pulled away, and then took off at a run toward the castle. "Race back to the tower potter, and if I win we cut practice in half tomorrow," she hollered, throwing her head back and laughing.
"Oh fat chance McKinnon!" James yelled back and took of sprinting passed her.
Lily: So, being an animagus doesn't impact your normal human lifespan, does it?
James: I don't think that's how it works, no.
Lily: Good, because it says here that red deer--that's you--live to about 20.
James:
James: I'm sure it's fine.
When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:
Regulus: How did Sirius react when you told him we are dating?
James: He was cool with it actually
Regulus: James?
James: He tried to bite me
The girls are here and they are besties ur honor