Isayama:

i love these idiots

dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin:

Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Eliot: yeah they are

Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?

Eliot: *blushes* who

Quentin: Fillory.

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a damn ineffable soul:

the good omens fandom:

Harry: Is something burning?

Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.

Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.

Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?

Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?

Pansy: He's your husband

Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him