Harry: You Might Be The Most High-maintenance Bitch At Hogwarts.

Person A: B, I will support every decision you’ll make

Person B: So can I murder-

Person A: I will support every decision you’ll make - except that one

Harry: ugh I hardly slept last night

Hermione: you know when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you

Harry: who the hell is thinking about me at 2 am???

Draco: [sweats nervously]

“You told her the wave was seven feet.

You ran to her, on the beach.

There were seagulls.

She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.

A long dress with a blue and red flower.

Yellow sandals, covered in sand.

She was pretty.

She was really pretty.

And you…

You were happy.”

[on a date]

me: so, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?

my date: actually, I prefer established relationships-

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I think we’re done here

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair

uncle vernon: you know what? that’s it. you’re in time out. get on top of the fridge!

harry, while climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

Captain America: Civil War (2016)