Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*
Harry: What are you doing?
Draco: Did I just…
Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.
Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.
Draco: I did not see this coming.
Billy: hey babe ... happy 1 year
Steve:
Steve: i'm 18
Richie screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” after Beverly jumps into the quarry is my constant mood.
The blue and red paladin 🌟
lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?
keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that
lance: what’s the reason?
keith: i’m gay
*loud footsteps approaching*
richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes
au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye
when u dress up as ur favorite shark and look damn good in it 👌 🦈 (redbubble sticker!!)
Richie: *throwing rocks at Eddie’s window*
Eddie: You have a phone for a reason!
Richie’s phone: *thump*
Eddie: Did you just throw your FUCKING PHONE!