Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?
Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?
Pansy: He's your husband
Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him
Thor, impersonating the cowboy he saw on the midgardian cartoon: there’s a snake in my boot!
Loki, peering out of Thor’s boot: relax bitch it’s me
Thor:
Thor: what the he-
“I think you’re perfect”
Otabek: ask your parents if it's okay to go out together
Yuri: i don't need their permission.
Yuuri: you can go
Yuri: thanks dad
kim possible came out in 2002??
GUYS
I just realized a thing
You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots?
well
look at this gif
and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love
guys
it’s canon
lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?
keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that
lance: what’s the reason?
keith: i’m gay
tony stark: heathers
steve rogers: hamilton
bucky barnes: book of mormon
clint barton: be more chill
bruce banner: dear evan hansen
natasha romanoff: les miserables
thor: grease
loki: wicked
peter parker: a very potter musical