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I’ll say one thing for the two train wrecks that are Prometheus and Alien Covenant… they did give us the very beautiful and deeply disturbing prototype synthetic, David.

An android so spectacularly hard to please that he eliminated the population of an entire planet simply because they disappointed him. ‘I tell you that it’s sad but true… there’s just no pleasin’ you’ (Boom! Bap! Pow! - No Pleasin’)

They’re only noodles. A fear submitted by Maisie to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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SPOCK: Can you give me warp eight?

SCOTT: Aye, sir. And maybe a wee bit more. I'll sit on the warp engines myself and nurse them.

SPOCK: That position, Mister Scott, would not only be unavailing but also undignified.

Hmmmm delicious tumblr vent void

Aggressive opinion: Juwgen Weitnyaw? UwU Stupid idiot mothewfucking Juwgen Weitnya >:3 god damm foow book cowwecting dust eating wat owd bastawd >:333 shithyead avwataw of da whowe, O_O biggest cwown :o3 in da ciwcus waughed out of town XD catboy mothewfucking Juwgen Weitnya ÒwÓ

*hits you with a broom* go on, shoo

corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

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