Salt-vinegar-blood - Salt_vinger_blood

Allison: so... Klaus... What are you planning on doing not the apocalypse is over?

Klaus: SoOo glad you asked meine sister. I have decided to start living my best life 💕 with my in heritance I'm going to revamp my look 👗💇 I'm going to pimp this dusty ole housy up ☝️🏚️ until it ✨SpArKLEs 💖

Allison: how ar-

Klaus: I'm going to be the new me! Sister dear. 🍬 Sweet as suger 🍬I'm going clean going to up my game 🎮. Love ❣️ life 💗 to the fullest 🥰

Allison: FIVE!!! KLAUS IS SPEAKING IN EMOJI AGAIN

Five: *shaking like a rabid cat* iTs the FucKInG ApoCAlypse AGaiN. It's fucking starting. First bastard sign.

@estherwordnerd made a valid point about the lack of “holy palmers’ kiss” fan art so i obliged with a kirk x spock version of act i scene v of romeo and juliet

Writing Tips

Descriptions in Between Dialogue

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⤠ how characters interact with the environment

⇝ moving something, picking something up, looking somewhere

⤠ how the environment interacts with the characters

⇝ weather, other character’s actions or movements

⤠ gestures

⇝ facial expressions, body language

⤠ shifts in position

⇝ standing, sitting, leaning, shifting weight, crossing arms/legs

⤠ physical reactions

⇝ body temperature, fidgeting, heart rate, character quirks

⤠ environmental descriptions

⇝ descriptions using the five senses, setting, character’s appearances

⤠ internal dialogue

⇝ emotional reaction to what was said, reflection of past experiences, connections to other characters/settings/actions

➵ I want to reiterate… descriptions using the five senses ; when in doubt, think of the five senses your character is experiencing and pick what best moves the story forward

tmagp 8 is so british education system core like the fact that the guy had horrific extenuating circumstances and they still failed him the horror is in the realism guys

Will: I don't like eye contact

Will: *shares intense eye contact with Hannibal*

Will: I can empathize with anyone and help the FBI catch killers

Will: *somehow misses the fact that Hannibal is a cannibal*

Will: therapy doesn't work on me I know all the tricks

Will: *is repeatedly tricked by his therapist*

anyway since pride month is coming up and my local barnes and nobey has once again decided to only put young adult books in their corporate mandated rainbow display, y'all want some queer reading recs that aren't YA?

The Magnus Protocol villains, more or less, approximately

hey guys check out my latest bad take

Fine... I'll do it myself

Deadpool is a mercenary, a popular one at that. How does it do it? Well he's not only batshit crazy and good at his job but he has, quite literally, fanbase-

He is the leader of a rock band because who would be ok with a merc being a celebrity of sorts if not some angsty (probably crazy too) teenagers- It's good advertising! Most of his audience tend to want to hire Deadpool afterall.

Spiderman is the hero of the little people and he plans to keep it that way- even if he is a broke student, even if he is balancing a few jobs and is dead tired...

Afterall, how else is he to save up money to buy more Deadpool merch and hopefully actually attend one of his concerts?

Sure- Spiderman isn't one to agree with Mercenary Deadpool... But that doesn't mean he doesn't have ears to listen to the man's music! He respects the art not the act.

You can only imagine his struggle when he meets Deadpool as Spiderman- hiding his excitement and thr fact that he must have an autograph all the while scolding his literal hero.

so how about that new pokemon trailer huh