That's What Your Mom Said To Me Last Night.

imagine a cigarette

rod what are you doing on tumblr

The same thing that you are likely doing here. Enjoying an archive of humanity, one updated daily by its denizens. And to talk directly to viewers like you, in a manner unprecedented in my time. -R.S.

Imagine, if you will, a love letter. Now imagine it passionate. It’s brimming with homosexual love.

I'm imagining. Wow that was really passionate and homosexual.

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

Absolutely stunning photo. It's blurry yet clear, and the lighting is almost angelic. -R.S.

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise

scared that theyre gonna get me and theyre gonna get me soon so i locked the door #Scared #Getme #Soon #Locked #Door

When God closes a door, She opens a window. And when that window is closed, a second door opens, this one leading to a more fucked up version of where you were trying to go, and trust me, you won't like it. So. Jump through the window before it closes.

And this... is The Twilight Zone.

I'm girl ?

SIGINT #289 from Zuma (L CLEARANCE)

1. Pit of Dread 2. Strange Furnace 3. Garden of DeLoreans