Hod Dog 🤤🤤🤤

SIGINT #289 from Zuma (L CLEARANCE)

1. Pit of Dread 2. Strange Furnace 3. Garden of DeLoreans

A merchandise company so successful, they have licensed every popular IP under the sun. After running out of superhero variants and genre shows, they have resorted to presenting a monochrome man in a suit as a beloved TV character and hoping the name recognition would be enough to sell it.

I am Rod Serling.

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please for the love of god tell me you're actually him

mod here: No, I am not Rod Serling. He died in 1975. I was just inspired to create this account for my love of The Twilight Zone and other horror media, as well as an outlet for some of my frustrations with modern politics.

Mr. Serling, if he was alive today, would be turning 101 this Christmas, so I don't think he would have been running a Tumblr blog at that age.

TWILIGHT ZONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Imagine if you will, myself, jumping over a shark in a thunderstorm to dunk a basketball.

Like this. Only possible in... The Twilight Zone.

a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service

Imagine if you will, a young man, tired beyond belief. Sleepy. Perhaps even eepy. This young man will be faced by forces beyond his control that will try and drag him from his cozy and warm bed. That force? Capitalism. Welcom... to The Twilight Zone.

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

war and hate on planet venus