Imagine, If You Will, A Love Letter. Now Imagine It Passionate. It’s Brimming With Homosexual Love.

Penis cutting down trees call that penis deleterious.

choose your path wisely

Hey rod, do you remember the tallest man you’ve ever met?

I meet many tall men. I'm not sure who was the tallest among them.

That's my line. God is stealing my bit.

one quarter of tumblr users identify as a god

Most Twilight Zone episodes: A harrowing and haunting tale about the potential depths of human depravity, the risks of technology in a bleak and uncertain world, human sanity being push to its limits in the face of the unknowable.

Every other Twilight Zone episode: What if like... uh... weird looking aliens gave a guy super strength and he did a bunch of Looney Tunes type shit. That would be kind of fucked up.

All the clocks say 9 (when i usually wake up earlier) but it looks like 5 am outside

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??

Imagine if you will

Mr serling im so sorry i misspelled you name twice autocorrect decided it wanted to fix that but not the k in zone please dont reveal ive been stuck in the twillight zone all my life

You are but an observer, traveling through, never lingering

But if you ever come across anything strange, something that cannot be explained by rational thought, perhaps you have found yourself now a permanent resident of... The Twilight Zone.

scared that theyre gonna get me and theyre gonna get me soon so i locked the door #Scared #Getme #Soon #Locked #Door

Mod Serling here!

Dear God