*Remus And Sirius In The Kitchen*

Oscar : Lando annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Logan : o-kay?

Oscar : there is nothing special about tomorrow.

Oscar : but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over...

Logan : ....

Logan : you're evil

Oscar : oooh I know *smiles happily*

*Reggie and James at the mall*

security guard : sir, is this man bothering you *points at James doing Merlin knows what*

Regulus : *sighing* yes he is, but he's my husband, I signed up for this...

James : *smiles stupidly*

Interviewer: where would you take Max on a date, Daniel?

Daniel, immediately sweating: oh woah a FRIENDLY date!!! As FRIENDS!!!! We’re competitors!!!! We can’t DATE-

Max: ✨🥰✨I want to go to your farm, Daniel 🥰🥰❤️❤️ and we can go dirt bike racing 🥺❤️🥰❤️🎀 and then not go to the next four races ❤️❤️🥰 cause we’re together 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and you broke your collarbone 😈😈😈

I need to know the story of the chili plushie

because in the car it looks like charles had it and then gave it to carlos?

and then when they're entering the paddock charles throws it to carlos

but then while they're walking in the paddock charles has it again?

so who gave the plushie to whom and who has it now or are they sharing custody of the chili

I need y'all to know that I discovered the secret to happiness is just writing the extremely cringe fic you want to read so bad yourself. It doesn't matter if you're a good writer or not or how ridiculous or crack your idea is- if it makes you happy, just write that F1 RPF fic where a world champion title winner is a cat shapeshifter and his team principal basically adopts him as a son and also barn cat for the winter. Who gives a shit- this is for me and me alone, and y'all will just get it fed to you like I am the old man on the park bench with cat!Max Verstappen flavored bird seed and y'all are my pigeons- I don't give a fuck anymore, I'm truly free <3

Lily : give me an example of an extreme sport

Remus : skydiving

James : surfing

Peter : skiing?

Sirius : doing homework while the professor is collecting it

Toto: Lewis isn't answering his phone. Sebastian: I'll call him. Valterri: We've both tried several times, he won't- Lewis, answering his phone: Hello?

oh they already married?

Lando Piastri

*at the library*

Remus : I don't think I have a chance with Sirius.. he won't ever have any type of romantic feelings for me...

Regulus : .... *silent bcoz he already knows his brother is head over heels for the boy in front of him*

Remus : *sadly looks at the book in front of him*

*meanwhile in the great hall*

Sirius : I saw Moony laughing with Lily today, it was the cutest thing I've ever seen, I can't even explain how it made me feel...

James : *eating*

Sirius : merlin I wish he loved me back *pouts sadly*

James : *planning to talk to Regulus and Lily later to get these two together already*

omg omg oMG OMGGGGG O.M.G

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