Oscar : Lando Annoyed Me Today So I Told Him That I Can’t Wait To See What He Has Planned For Our Special

Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???

you can tell Oscar is an eldest child and Lando a middle child because they convey exactly those two different energies

omg omg oMG OMGGGGG O.M.G

OP81 GIRLIES RISE UP AND THANK ESQUIRE AUSTRALIA

Oscar looks beautiful in his new Esquire spread. but you know what angers me? the amount of fucking airbrushing. because you know what he has in real life? acne. and freckles. and there’s nothing wrong with either of those things - not as a model, not as an athlete. and yet there is not a freckle or a blemish in sight.

put them back! let people have skin! he is stunning the way he is, he didn’t need his skin polished to twilight vampire levels of smoothness.

this has me just as aggravated as when magazines edit out Verstappen’s lip freckle.

it’s 2024, why are we still denying the fact that people have skin?!

I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!

"you came" "I never left"

how i feel 24/7, but especially during races

*Reggie and James at the mall*

security guard : sir, is this man bothering you *points at James doing Merlin knows what*

Regulus : *sighing* yes he is, but he's my husband, I signed up for this...

James : *smiles stupidly*

This last week has been something

Sirius : fuck my brother!!! *very pissed*

James : yeaaaa fuck him!!

*a few days later*

James : HEY PADFOOT!! guess who I hooked up with *wiggles his eyebrows*

Sirius, excited : WHO!!

James, smirking : your brother

Sirius : PRONGS WHAT THE HELL!!!

James : what? but you said fuck your br- oh shit you didn't mean it like that did you?

Sirius : OF COURSE NOT!!

James : *runs for his life*

Sirius : *runs after james*

Remus : *so unbothered with everything*