*Reggie and James at the mall*
security guard : sir, is this man bothering you *points at James doing Merlin knows what*
Regulus : *sighing* yes he is, but he's my husband, I signed up for this...
James : *smiles stupidly*
Sirius *to Remus* : I can fit the whole world in my hands!
Remus *not removing his eyes from the book he's reading* : I'm sure you can..
Sirius *grabs Remus' head* : see I told you.. *smirk*
Remus *blushing* : I- *speechless, still blushing*
Lando : osc...
Oscar : mhmm *barely awake*
Lando : I wonder if I've ever bought milk form the same cow twice
Oscar : ....
Lando : have you ever wonde-
Oscar : *sigh* no lando it's 4 am let me sleep *slams his head against the pillow questioning his life choices*
Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???
Lando : I guess I'll just sleep by myself
Lando : all alone
Lando : with nobody to cuddle
Lando : just me, myself and I
Lando : alone
Lando : ... sigh
Oscar : I'm literally right here just changing my clothes, oh my god
Lando, shouting from their bed : alllll alooooone by myself
Oscar : .... oh god
Remus : there's no thing such as a stupid question...
Sirius : what's orange juice made of?
Remus : *mentally facepalms* I take back what I said
Strollonso is essentially people thinking Lance had daddy issues because he has a track record with older men but then they realize that he actually has an amazing relationship with his father, he just really likes old men
trying to put in perspective just how young Lando used to look compared to the drivers he grew up racing with...
Lando, age 15
Max and Charles, age 15
Alex, age 15
Lance and George, age 15
Estie, age 15
unstoppable force (fearless bisexual max verstappen) vs immovable object (gay panic stricken daniel ricciardo)
This looks so sugar daddy x babygirl to me
i miss them so much 😭
it's missing Landoscar hour😔‼️
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