Jesper: Kaz I Can't Work, My Stomach Hurts And I Broke My Ankle.

Still can't get over the trauma of Viren and Aaravos having a BABY together. Like what in the mpreg hell.....

Also, does this make that centipede baby Claudia and Soren's brother/sister/sibling????? Are they connected by BLOOD????? (I mean literally yes but like...)

In short words.

le Avery:

Andy, in the background:

Avery: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Aurelie: What-

Avery: ‘Cause you a snack.

Aurelie:

Avery:

Aurelie:

Andy, in the background: *gives Avery a thumbs up*

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

Kaz: So you're telling me.... I have to come up with a solution by MYSELF for a problem I created by MYSELF

Per Haskell: Basically, yes

Kaz: THAT IS SO UNFAIR

Also Kaz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH

The next season of 3rd life will start with a voiceover of Grian going: “In this season of 3rd life, you can either spawn in as an Alpha, an Omega, or a Beta”

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????

Writing Prompt #2885

"I want to love you."

"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."