Babe, I Don't Know How To Tell You This, But Your Profile Picture Has Affected My View Of You Far More

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends. I want to dote on the new boyfriend with my current boyfriend. I want to dote on my current boyfriend with the new boyfriend. and I want both of them to dote on me!! I want triple income, no need to worry about groceries or bills bc together we have enough, I want to rotate chores between us, I want to go on dates with all of us, I want to be able to travel together and feel safe because we have each other. I want cuddle piles. movie nights. game nights. I want to love two people in similar but distinct ways. I want two people to call home. I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends!!

Cuz. Cozy.

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

capitalism breeds innovation

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

Can I take the Chicago rat hole estrogen

the existence of the word "gock" suggests the possibility of a male equivalent, which would naturally be called a "mock".