What If Your Doppelgänger Wasn’t Evil It Was Just A Person. What If Your Doppelgänger Wasn’t Trying

That's 100% on point

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

Kinda wanna be a girl but I'm 6'4" and built like a linebacker. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can be a girl you can always be a girl there’s no kind of body that unable to be a girl you need to become a girl

casting fireball at you in a cute way

Wait how do you do it in a cute- *AIl of my skin and flesh vaporizes leaving only a skeleton in my wake*

*wakes up during ball removal* hey doc- can you put those in a jar for me?

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

imagine if your dad ever shut the fuck up. then keep imagining

Should my body be making those sounds at 23? Probably not.

My body is a crumbling castle of sand and I don't know when the tide will roll in.

Memento Mori