Monster Fucker This, Monster Fucker That. What If I Want A Monster RELATIONSHIP Huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING,

To the anon who's been thinking that they might be a girl, but just doesn't want to be a cutesy, soft, submissive girl: You can be a butch girl, like me. Being a frilly princess is not a requisite to girlhood. You can wear trousers instead of dresses and still be a girl. You can be assertive and strong and still be a girl. Speaking from a place of experience, I tried to do the whole girly girl thing for a while when I first transitioned, but it didn't feel natural or me. The tits are pretty great though, and being my own kind of woman feels so, so good.

Yeah!

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Once again thinking about the “Tolkien elves are physically superior to humans in every way” thing as a disability parallel

proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

Rebloging just for that bomb-ass photo

Me now because I bought a carabiner simply because I’m femme and look straight and needed something to show that I am in fact gay

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

i'm really sad right now, does anyone have that post about the 4chan forcefem bridget tulpa?