Capitalism Breeds Innovation

The thing about Terry Pratchett is the stories are so good and the jokes are so funny and the incisive quotes are so memorable and humane that sometimes it's easy to forget that the man could just... put together a sentence like no one else.

I remember the first time I read Thud the phrase "hell went for a stroll with its sleeves rolled up" took me out at the knees. It's just... Perfect. It captures exactly what it needs to capture, conjures what it needs to conjure. Does it concisely and eloquently. It's just... Perfect.

And every time I reread it, it takes me out again.

Man, Pratchett could write.

proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends. I want to dote on the new boyfriend with my current boyfriend. I want to dote on my current boyfriend with the new boyfriend. and I want both of them to dote on me!! I want triple income, no need to worry about groceries or bills bc together we have enough, I want to rotate chores between us, I want to go on dates with all of us, I want to be able to travel together and feel safe because we have each other. I want cuddle piles. movie nights. game nights. I want to love two people in similar but distinct ways. I want two people to call home. I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends!!

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

If you made me think about markiplier's pillowey man-bosoms again, I'm making everyone else think about them too.

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

Estradiol grenade

The Gods love you.

Even when you spend days without lighting up their candles.

Even if you don't have an Altar.

Even if you don't feel their presence yet.

Even if you're not good at tarot.

Or doesn't have prophetic dreams.

They still love you. And you know why?

Because you're you. And that's enough for them, your presence, your devotion, your well-being, is what truly matters for them.

So don't you feel pressured or sad, lovebug 💜💜

I have no words.