I Know This Will Bother Unhealed Adults, But The Real World, More Often Than Not, Does Give You Second

capitalism breeds innovation

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

Reject reading social cues!! Embrace collecting personal intel via the mycorrhizal network that connect us all.

Too bad he got nailed for it.

*meets plural person and learns about her experiences*

OHHH- that's what's wrong with me.

Being plural isn’t your choice: it’s mine. You’re plural now.