Too Bad He Got Nailed For It.

pink moon.

I'm convinced this woman is possessed by the black mold growing in her house- she's going to be the first cordyceps zombie at this rate.

talking to trans girls is incredible because you'll be like yea ive had this chronic pain and disability for like my entire life and medical science cant explain it weird huh and she'll just be like oh yea that sounds like you have x, lots of people i know have that maybe look into it and you're just left sitting there like wtf how ????????

imagine if your dad ever shut the fuck up. then keep imagining

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

I love the internet sometimes.

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

there are two girls playing tug-of-war inside of me, one is trans and has so much voice dysphoria that she would love to just stop talking altogether, the other is neurodivergent and won't shut the fuck up.

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“