Basically I Think That If Your Protagonist Doesn’t Want To Fuck Someone So Bad It Makes Them Look Stupid,

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

“Turtles helping each other in times of need”

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

Eurylochus keeps trying to reason with me. Unfortunately for him, my grandfather named me the angry

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