Why Don't They Make Stained Glass Fish Tanks? Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

Toast.

toast

I almost cried from laughter when I saw this

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

There are exactly two kinds of horny male authors:

The ones who only seem to vaguely know what sex is, and regardless of the number of partners they might have had altogether, there have been none that were particularly satisfied with what they got.

The ones who clearly fuck so much that they write characters having sex into the story in the exact same self-indulgent way that you would write characters engaging in your favourite hobby.

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

when i tell you i had an aneurysm