Today My Bf And I Were Talking About Visiting My Home For The Holidays And I Was (sadly) Wondering Aloud

Scrapped painting. Will try again tomoro

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

Technically true.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

No, no it isn’t.