Please No Halloween Posts Just Yet. There’s Still 2 Months Left

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Not every sentence that's seventeen syllables works as a haiku.

I feel like "thanks to bisexuals and gen z" deserves a place in the tumblr meme phrases

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

I almost cried from laughter when I saw this