If Ur In The Epic Discord You've Seen This Dumb Thing Already But Here It Is Again

basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

someone teach me how to draw bears

my humor 2016

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

Ninja Turtle 

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Maxi dresses.

nowhere else

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch