Go White Boy Goooo

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

after despair comes joy

grammy winner midwest princess 💖🎠 #ChappellRoan

atsushi tells dazai the headmaster looked like him in his hallucinations and dazai starts rolling on the ground

bsd but anytime dazai is being particularly annoying/distracting/whatever everyone just says something nice to him and he gets so surprised he just. stops.

dazai: kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!!

kunikida, sighing: i didn’t want to resort to this

dazai: huh~? are you gonna hit me~? 

kunikida, turning around and facing dazai, looking him in the eye: dazai, although you can be annoying most of the time, you’re a very dear and precious friend of mine and i value your presence in my life

dazai, turning red: O-O

dazai: *just melts onto the ground*

kunikida, adjusting his glasses and going back to work:

//

junichiro, to naomi: dazai-san’s been running me around for errands a lot lately its interfering with my work

naomi: oh.

naomi: we have to do that.

junichiro, nodding

dazai: heyyyy tanizaki can you do me a favor ~?

junichiro: of course! but before that i wanted you to know that um i think ur actually really nice and fun to be around even when ur bossing me around and i just really like that we’re friends

dazai, starting to blush:

dazai: O-O

dazai, slowly turning around and walking away:

//

and so on

i wanted to add the rest but all the thoughts in my brain went away

and also atsushi would only do it accidentally

dazai, irritating atsushi on purpose: im not being annoying am i atsushi-kun~?

atsushi, huffing and then smiling: a little but its fine. even when ur being weird i like it when ur around so i just have to accept every part of u

dazai:

dazai:

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san…?

dazai: 

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san are you okay? u look red?

dazai: i have to go.

//

all of this is meant to be platonic but yall know i ship kunikida and dazai so-

more from the evillious chronicles au

(edit: i colored them ehehe)

I brainrotted and I got more coming

Atsushi having childish emotional outbursts. I hate to be ooc I really do but I'm just thinking, with his (extremely) rough upbringing, he wasn't exactly given the opportunity to mature in that regard. So what if one day Dazai and Kunikida were pestering him that he already doesn't eat enough, that he can't skip lunch break and has to eat something. And what if Atsushi doesn't want to. He doesn't want to eat. They can't make him. The harder they push, the more upset he gets, until sweet Atsushi has slit pupils, sharpened nails and his actually raising his voice at them. He storms away and slams the Agency door shut behind him on his way out, leaving the two detectives flabbergasted. It being Kenji or Yosano who join him where he's holed himself up on the roof and let him explain what happened.

What if Atsushi doesn't want that checkup today. What if he doesn't care his shirt has a bloodstain, what if he doesn't want to take it off. What if he doesn't want to. Even though all of them almost certainly know better, what if Atsushi doesn't want to eat lunch that day.

Bsd 122 spoilers

What in the gay ass uno reverse

ATSUSHI'S SOFT SMILE 😭😭😭THE SHOCK AND FEAR ON AKUTAGAWA'S FACE AS HE REMEMBERS😭😭😭😭 "You fool"😭😭😭😭😭

I wanna beeeeeee famoussssss

Cleo gets two versions bcs I am NOT used to seeing humancleo rather than zombiecleo. I based the confessionals off of random moments from various seasons 😼