bsd but anytime dazai is being particularly annoying/distracting/whatever everyone just says something nice to him and he gets so surprised he just. stops.
dazai: kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!!
kunikida, sighing: i didn’t want to resort to this
dazai: huh~? are you gonna hit me~?
kunikida, turning around and facing dazai, looking him in the eye: dazai, although you can be annoying most of the time, you’re a very dear and precious friend of mine and i value your presence in my life
dazai, turning red: O-O
dazai: *just melts onto the ground*
kunikida, adjusting his glasses and going back to work:
//
junichiro, to naomi: dazai-san’s been running me around for errands a lot lately its interfering with my work
naomi: oh.
naomi: we have to do that.
junichiro, nodding
dazai: heyyyy tanizaki can you do me a favor ~?
junichiro: of course! but before that i wanted you to know that um i think ur actually really nice and fun to be around even when ur bossing me around and i just really like that we’re friends
dazai, starting to blush:
dazai: O-O
dazai, slowly turning around and walking away:
//
and so on
i wanted to add the rest but all the thoughts in my brain went away
and also atsushi would only do it accidentally
dazai, irritating atsushi on purpose: im not being annoying am i atsushi-kun~?
atsushi, huffing and then smiling: a little but its fine. even when ur being weird i like it when ur around so i just have to accept every part of u
dazai:
dazai:
dazai:
atsushi: dazai-san…?
dazai:
dazai:
atsushi: dazai-san are you okay? u look red?
dazai: i have to go.
//
all of this is meant to be platonic but yall know i ship kunikida and dazai so-
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WHY IS THE QUALITY SO GOD DAMN BAD?!
what if because of Fyodors (possible or confirmed unsure) religious past and present, he thinks Atsushi isnt “man” enough due to his reaction to his offer to join the DOA, he see’s him more a “boy” and less than a “man” because he’s more emotional.
What if the orphanage told Atsushi that and that’s why he’s so insecure and why thinks he’s so weak, i believe there are SOME implications that the orphanage could’ve possibly been religious, and with how he was treated its possible they could’ve told him stuff like how he’s “not ready to be a man yet” because he’d was just a more emotional kid
okay thats it!! i’lll go back to drawing, #1 atsushi fan is leaving now
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I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶
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Concept: Kouyou growing fond over Atsushi.
Kouyou worries about Kyouka living in the light without her.
The Agency were an odd bunch and well Dazai was as unreadable as ever. But that tiger boy, as much as she’d rather not admit it Kouyou knows he’d take care of her girl.
The way Kyouka flocks him without hesitation and stands taller when he’s near. And that look in his eye when he defended her honour so brazenly…
Well it felt rather familiar.
So maybe when she and Kyouka cross paths Kouyou inquires, casually of her fellow team mates.
She doesn’t need to drop his name for there was no need. He was the first Kyouka named with that careful bright smile of hers. One Kouyou found herself relieved to see as Kyouka happily talked about the day she’d spent with him.
The weretiger always approached Kouyou with caution but he was civil enough. Atsushi seemed all for the world like a meek little thing but there was fire in those eyes.
And he gave as good as he got.
An entertaining quality of his that she loved to draw out. To see the sharp claws of the beast but in a way that never bought either of them harm.
They’re fights often carried conversations, usually about Kyouka but as time went on she’d fire the questions back on him.
Atsushi would be dodging Golden Demon’s strikes while talking about some case he’d taken. And Kouyou’s concentration didn’t waver as she listened.
Offering her own words of advice that to her delight he’d take note of.
wondering if the reason chuuya didn't get a pupil after getting promoted to executive (like dazai did with akutagawa) was so the person wouldn't die like everyone else that gets involved with him :3c
anyway!! atsushi transferred to the PM and trained by chuuya arc when
chuu: so there's a beast inside me and- sushi: yea, happens to me every week
🩰⃝⃝ Atsushi Nakajima Headcanons
• Constantly bites the skin around his nails.
• Is really jealous of Dazai because he can whistle but Atsushi can't.
• Poor baby (grown ass man) gets taunted everyday. 😔
• Half his wardrobe consists of the other agency members don't wear anymore/don't fit them.
• Sensitive teeth.
• Cannot eat anything super cold without wincing.
• Craves attention but prefers to be alone.
• Drools and chuffs in his sleep.
• Kunikida keeps tissues on his desk to wipe down his face after he takes a nap.
• Can't do anything without explicit permission and clear instructions.
• Constant victim of "your mum" jokes.
• Everyone sits in awkward silence after.
• Will remind others how good they're being even in the midst of chaos.
• He's like a broken record of admiration for those he looks up to.
• He gets really attached to his possessions because growing up in the orphanage he didn't really have anything that was his and only his.
• Lowkey a hoarder.
• Will never use something because he feels he has to save it for the perfect situation and that if he uses it at the wrong moments he will be wasting it.
• Smells like soap and apple scented shampoo.
• Was gifted shampoo for Christmas a year into working at the agency.
• Up untill that point he had just been using plain bar soap for his entire body.
• Chronically cold feet.
• Kunikida makes him wear fluffy socks and slippers every morning/night.
• Scrunches his nose alot.
• Rambles when scared or anxious.
• His love language is gift giving.
• Stomps his foot when he's mad.
• Really big handwriting if you know what i mean.
• Like everything he writes is biig.
• Can't wink.
• Dazai once winked at him to tease him and he just froze, squeezed his eyes shut and wrinkled his nose.
• This became a recurring way for Dazai to tease him.
He does not get a break.
• Will binge on whatever food is infront of him because he's scared it will disappear and he will miss the opportunity to eat.
PLZ tell me some chuuatsu headcanons I love collecting themmmmmm
Also I totally agree with everything you said on their dynamic-- I've recently been exposed to way too many new ships (chuuatsu, kunichuu, kunichuuzai... etc etc), and I have fallen in love with chuuatsu and kunichuu bro😭 they have my HEART.
That's so real, BSD ships overall slay the majority of the time. Kunichuu is also a good one! Overall, I need Chuuya to be more in BSD; he needs to meet more people, smh.
But going over to the headcanons I have 👀
They technically don’t argue a lot, but they bicker constantly, specifically when Chuuya’s temper flares up and Atsushi doesn’t back down once he’s pushed too far (although it is more of a playful and sassy fight rather than actual arguments between them). They don’t hold grudges specifically because of that, as it is playful or, in the end, leads to breakthroughs in their own relationship.
They're very much "the opposites attract." Atsushi’s quiet and reflective nature overall often calms Chuuya down, while Chuuya’s boldness pushes Atsushi out of his comfort zone. They’re chaotic together, but it does balance out nicely.
Nicknames. Just nicknames. Chuuya has a horrendous habit of giving Atsushi the worst nicknames ever, and Atsushi pretends to hate it (even whining about it), but he does secretly find it endearing.
Sass everywhere. Sometimes it feels like a sass battle between the two, as Chuuya DOES use sarcastic and sassy remarks, which Atsushi isn’t scared to push back against with his own.
Chuuya wants to treat Atsushi to expensive dinners for dates. It never works. Atsushi’s simplistic nature means that while Chuuya plans for expensive dates, Atsushi always manages to get them to eat something cheap but delicious at the end of the day. The older can’t complain, though, as he does, in the end, enjoy it and even finds it endearing. Not that he’s about to admit it to anybody else.
If they live together, or Atsushi stays over for the night, Chuuya is usually a "morning grump," while Atsushi is always functional in the morning (waking up at 5 a.m. is wild, but at the same time, I get you, Atsushi... I used to have to stand up that early too a few years back). Atsushi loves to tease Chuuya about his bed head and his refusal to even speak before he drinks something.
They actually have tea times. Especially since, after some time, Atsushi developed a habit of brewing tea when Chuuya is stressed, so it became somewhat of a bonding ritual for them.
It’s not often they have missions together, but with the whole PM and ADA alliance still intact, it does happen on very rare occasions. After those missions, Chuuya sometimes drapes his jacket over Atsushi’s shoulders without really saying a word, while the other wordlessly sits beside him, offering a hand for him to hold if Chuuya looks upset.
While Atsushi is still too young to drink for now, he does somewhat pick up on Chuuya’s drinking habits. He doesn’t drink actual alcohol, usually settling on something like a soda or sparkling juice, sitting with Chuuya during his wine-drinking nights just so he can keep him company. Chuuya, in fact, appreciates the gesture a lot more than he’s willing to admit.
Atsushi isn’t stupid. He knows full well about Chuuya’s insecurities, which is why he subtly compliments Chuuya during casual conversations when he can tell Chuuya is feeling down on a particular day.
They both adopted a stray cat. It’s not to Chuuya’s ideals, as he did want a dog, but he will settle on a stray cat, which Atsushi just brings one day into the apartment... It then happens a few more times, so now they have 2–3 stray cats. Chuuya acts annoyed about it, but he does end up spoiling them with fancy treats and cozy beds.
So yeah! That’s them haha.