robber, pointing a knife at atsushi: give me everything you have on ur person right now!!
atsushi, sighing, and pulling out what looks like a wallet but is a comically long card holder filled to the brim of pictures of akutagawa in weird poses like mid sneeze:
robber: uh
robber: i said everything!!
atsushi, pulling out the dazai missing poster he made and keeps on his person just in case:
robber:
atsushi, pulling out an autograph book but filled only with ranpo's signature:
robber: do you have anything of value
atsushi, continuing to pull out random strange friend associated thing like one of those comically large knife collection memes but without knives:
robber:
atsushi: oh and i have a dollar
robber: thats it
atsushi: also ur under arrest
robber:
robber: u couldve done this the entire time
atsushi: i wanted to show someone my collection :)
there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.
and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.
I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶
Kinda wild how Atsushi has suffered throughout his entire life both in and out of the orphanage.
How he was abused and almost killed at least twice during his childhood and was abandoned by his parents.
But than Atsushi has what? Two maybe three good days before the Port Mafia show up. And suddenly people expects him to not be traumatised by his past.
His past he was still experiencing up until 2 weeks ago.
You know everyone else is allowed to have traumatic events that happened years ago and still be traumatised by those events.
Unless you’re Atsushi.
Odasuku died 4 years ago and that’s when Dazai left the Port Mafia.
The Flags died 6 years ago.
But Chuuya, Akutagawa and Dazai are all allowed to still grieve those events in the present.
As they should be because that’s how trauma works.
Atsushi has been abused for 18 years. He was kicked out the orphanage and was homeless for 2 weeks where he was on the brink of death.
He just learned he had an ability and then has to reconcile with how and why he forgot about that.
All alone.
And that’s just the shit Atsushi lets us know about.
But no he needs to get over it apparently.
Atsushi my sassy king
atsushi nakajima eye study
I wanna beeeeeee famoussssss
Cleo gets two versions bcs I am NOT used to seeing humancleo rather than zombiecleo. I based the confessionals off of random moments from various seasons 😼
something gouged from deep inside, never to be taken back
there should be more average citizen in yokohama fics
"another terrorist group takes the city"
"damn, the second one this week"
"hey, is that broke college student, with the white hair, the same guy who saved the city--?"
"my car gets stolen?? and then i /find/ it at some random street, all crushed up -- oh i bet it was one of those detective FREAKS---"
Consider, Atsushi being transferred to the Port Mafia because there’s no one else around to go.