See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil ❌

fuck EVERYTHING i’m writing transfem Atsushi. Byakko is Atsushi and Atsushi is Byakko. Byakko is female. OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT!!!

Also wouldn’t it be cool if like… Byakko was able to change Atsushis gender bcz Byakko is biologically female and Atsushi is biologically male??? What if Atsushi was more powerful in this female form and then realised holy crap this feels so right. Asks around and oh!?!? people ARENT meant to feel weird in their bodies??? oh! hmmm why do i feel more comfortable in this female body??? HMMMMMMMM

Ps: DO NOT COMMENT/REPOST THIS SAYING ‘ohhh that’s cool op but transmale atsushi’ THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABT!!!

Atsushi was chosen to be transferred to the Port Mafia. He's now isolated from everyone but Akutagawa and is desperately clinging to his sense of self. Atsushi falls his knees with tears in his eyes at the end of another emotionally exhausting day. It's only been a week and he doesn't know how much longer he can keep this up. If something doesn't change Mori will break him down and remake him in the Mafia's image.

At his lowest point, he asks himself the question he always asks when he feels backed into a corner: What would Dazai do? Immediately, the simplest solution falls into his lap. He would just act like Dazai...

... specifically, the way Dazai acts in the ADA office turned up to 11.

Atsushi would be too disruptive to rely on but too effective to punish. And if he was punished, he would take the pain while the tiger undid the damage. Satisfied with his plan, Atsushi goes to bed feeling lighter than he'd felt since he'd been dragged away from his family.

And so began the most stressful three weeks of Mori's Port Mafia career.

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Atsushi: "Hey, Mori, I accidentally dropped three days' worth of reports in the paper shredder. Oh, and I'm taking lunch early. Just letting you know. Bye!"

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Mori: "Atsushi-kun, where might you be right now? You know there's a meeting you're scheduled to be at."

Atsushi: "I'm so sorry, Mori, but I'm not going to make it. One of my boots is sick. I'll call you if anything changes."

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Mori: "What happened to my office couch!?!"

Atsushi: "Oh that? I guess there was a full moon last night. I must've transformed and used it as a scratching post. Sorry, that happens sometimes now that Fukuzawa's ability isn't helping to control Beast Beneath the Moonlight.

Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap in your car."

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Mori: "Fukuzawa, I've made a terrible mistake. Please take the weretiger back."

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The futon in the closet of his and Kyouka's dorm has never been more comfortable.

Random bsd thought: what if Dazai overall actually has the most basic music taste of the cast

Dazai hates big group events where everyone needs to go somewhere because if he’s riding in a car with Chuuya and Kunikida they’re playing queercore and folk punk and shit,

and if he’s riding with Akutagawa and Atsushi they’re playing depressing nu metal and emo classics

and Yosano and Ranpo only play like, bad bitch music,

and the black lizard listen to the most horrendous mixture of classical music, dad rock, and EDM because they just shoved all their songs onto one playlist and called it a day,

the Tanizaki’s and Kenji are a huge toss up but it usually ends up being musical theater…

and Dazai just wants to listen to like. The Barbie soundtrack, but no one trusts him with the aux cord no matter how much he promises he’s gonna play something normal

Like he’ll be in the back of a car texting Chuuya like “can I pleeeaasseee ride with you guys on the way back, Atsushi and Akutagawa have been playing EAT on repeat for forty five minutes and I’m gonna hear Poppy in my fucking nightmares for weeks”

And then he’ll get in the car after whatever and Kinikida grabs the aux and Dazai’s like “oh thank god, surely Kunikida of all people will have a normal playlist”

And then he sees Kunikida pull up a song called “vagina police” and crank the fucking volume and he realizes very quickly that his headache will not be going away any time soon.

Something about how Atsushi can trek through the past and the future when all he wants is to go back home to the Agency.

And it’s the one place he can’t go.

hell

atsushi definitely does poorly in heat i feel

like he’s totally fine up to a certain point but when it gets into a heatwave he’s off his game

the first heatwave he spends at the agency he passes out during a mission and gets minor heatstroke (because atsushi has never really gotten to exist outside in heat and doesn’t know a.the symptoms of heat exhaustion and b. doesn’t like to insist on his own limits yknow he feels like a burden)

the agency gets really used to spotting the signs of heat exhaustion and heatstroke

atsushi takes to laying on the agency floor a lot during the summer (hes just like my cat fr)

gomen

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the animation on minecraft marketplace celebrating hermitcraft s9 now being available for download :D