Atsushi was chosen to be transferred to the Port Mafia. He's now isolated from everyone but Akutagawa and is desperately clinging to his sense of self. Atsushi falls his knees with tears in his eyes at the end of another emotionally exhausting day. It's only been a week and he doesn't know how much longer he can keep this up. If something doesn't change Mori will break him down and remake him in the Mafia's image.
At his lowest point, he asks himself the question he always asks when he feels backed into a corner: What would Dazai do? Immediately, the simplest solution falls into his lap. He would just act like Dazai...
... specifically, the way Dazai acts in the ADA office turned up to 11.
Atsushi would be too disruptive to rely on but too effective to punish. And if he was punished, he would take the pain while the tiger undid the damage. Satisfied with his plan, Atsushi goes to bed feeling lighter than he'd felt since he'd been dragged away from his family.
And so began the most stressful three weeks of Mori's Port Mafia career.
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Atsushi: "Hey, Mori, I accidentally dropped three days' worth of reports in the paper shredder. Oh, and I'm taking lunch early. Just letting you know. Bye!"
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Mori: "Atsushi-kun, where might you be right now? You know there's a meeting you're scheduled to be at."
Atsushi: "I'm so sorry, Mori, but I'm not going to make it. One of my boots is sick. I'll call you if anything changes."
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Mori: "What happened to my office couch!?!"
Atsushi: "Oh that? I guess there was a full moon last night. I must've transformed and used it as a scratching post. Sorry, that happens sometimes now that Fukuzawa's ability isn't helping to control Beast Beneath the Moonlight.
Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap in your car."
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Mori: "Fukuzawa, I've made a terrible mistake. Please take the weretiger back."
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The futon in the closet of his and Kyouka's dorm has never been more comfortable.
“THE DUNGEON IS READY FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM”
Jimmy: *screams* wait, where’s Etho? I’m scared!
H: he left you, it’s only you
Jimmy: DAD? DAD?? *frantically looks around* DAD?? WHERES DAD?
Doc: dude, you’re triggering my parental instinct
Jimmy: where is he 😭
Doc: I wanna take you into my hand and take you to a safe place
I LOVE THEM
Doc always in dad mode
matching profile pictures 😻😻
i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to
A random and silly hc
Atsushi having tiger mom instincts, Atsushi going in tiger form and licking Kyouka’s hair like a tiger mom would groom her cub’s hair
Tiger Atsushi has my whole heart.
Kyouka just smiles and hugs him after.
Atsushi fishes Dazai out of a river. Holds him up by the scruff of his neck with the most disapproving look.
He drops random animals he’s hunted at Kenji’s feet after cases. Because he needs to eat something and Kenji is so touched by it he cooks the meat and shares it with Atsushi.
Giant white tiger drags Kunikida out of the office because nope you will not be overworking yourself. You are going to sleep mister. And no one jumps into help Kunikuda because they agree.
And because it’s hilarious.
hi, i'm the guy that makes all the structures for minecraft. whenever you're about to encounter a new one i get an e-mail and then i have to build it really fast. and i only put 2 eyes in your end portal because i hate you.
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
one time i dreamt that teen dazai was living with oda for some reason and oda was like ‘hey u can bring/buy anything’ and he meant like things for his room maybe even a pet if dazai really wanted one but dazai was walking around and found a little white cat but it ran away from him so he kept looking until he met a little orphan who looked like the cat to him so he brought him home and thats how oda met atsushi
hot summer game night
[my piece for @boatemvillagezine]